Congratulations, Sopuli! You are now part of the interplatform Anarchy Chess game. Top comment picks the next move.

Previous move:

  • BlueSky transferred ownership to Sopuli.
  • Tumblr gave their King a skateboard.
  • Discord's Bishops are on a 1-week leave to elect a new pope.
  • Reddit alphabetized their back rank.
130 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world

24 Comments

Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Change our king into a tech CEO, time to embrace, extend extinguish.

Bezier@suppo.fi · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I vote Ballmer.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y

+4 and set the color to green

princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y

research iron working

Karl@programming.dev · 17 pts · 1y

Just In case no one is gonna comment, knight f3. Probably a dumb move, I'm not that good.

missingno@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y

I play the magic card, Pot of Greed. Pot of Greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck.

Klaymore@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Drop the International Space Station on Sonic

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Alternatively:

Deploy Amy Rose to chase Sonic off the board with incessant fangirling marriage proposals.

lime@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 1y

logo to I6

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Throw down toxic spikes and return ownership to Bluesky

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Change the logo to fediverse logo, give torches to zombies

kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Have the pawns revolt and institute a constitutional monarchy.

silasmariner@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

(Meta): I'm a n00b to chess, how can I see the previous moves? Trying to improve my opening by learning how the pros do it

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Turn our pawns into the mice from Chu-Chu rocket.

Skyline969@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Construct mega chessatron.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Conduct a Comsat Station Scan at I8 to simultaneous scan for lurkers and also let mom know its ok that you're missing dinner.

wieson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y

One oniõ blooms as a tulip 🌷

(The consequences will come to bear later)

Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 1y

Connect the right and left edge of the board making it a cylinder and then take a rock with our rock by moving backwards

silasmariner@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

Put a cannon on Kamchatka

sbf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Bishop F1 takes on H3. Zombies are sacrilege

MemmingenFan923@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Zombies are on our side.

sbf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

Doesn't matter. Sacrilege...

j4k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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