::: spoiler Transcript A screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese." :::
My BMI? NaN.
::: spoiler Transcript A screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese." :::
18 Comments
ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 1y
Fify.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
will_a113@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 1y
That just means that as their mass approached infinity their volume approached zero. The person is simply a black hole.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
It's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.
will_a113@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Everyone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.
tdawg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah see, my lawyer tried that one and the judge wasn't buying it. Still went away for manslaughter
Carvex@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.
Davel23@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y
And if it's a male child, then he's a black hole son.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Haess@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
That's a lot of Fight Milk for that much mass cultivation.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Not so fast, we don't know that a black hole has a singularity. It's more like, the math divided by zero, and we shrugged, and went, well, I guess that doesn't work.
brisk@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y
That's what a singularity is. It's literally a maths term for an undefined point in a function.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
When the math says you divide by zero, that means we don't know what happens there. It does not mean there's a singularity, it means the math we have for that breaks down in those situations.
faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 13 pts · 1y
Absolute unit
match@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y
advanced "your mama" joke
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 7 pts · 1y
Shit I'm sorry for your infinitely obese son :/
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You wouldn't be obese, you'd be OBOSE.