c/greentext · by newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 2yAnon lost the most important thing in his life 412 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 125 pts · 2y
The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.
wings@lemmy.perthchat.org · 53 pts · 2y
A glassy, jarred look on her face.
Laticauda@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 2y
Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.ml · 63 pts · 2y
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 2y
Or when he said prego
sentient_loom@kbin.social · 26 pts · 2y
"jarred look" lol
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y
Or "noodle"
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Or "colorless almost transparent"
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y
Great foreshadowing
Littleborat@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y
I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.
metaStatic@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Son, I am dissapoint
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 2y
Goddamn this one got me good
Deiv@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
ಠ_ಠ
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Is this loss?
favrion@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
This one is clever.
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
🤌🤌
RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 2y
I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
But she's obviously not on her period
BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Bahahah this is pretty good
spez@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
These fucking posts man
Raxiel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Always best to shove a bit more meat in when they're prego
STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz · -19 pts · 2y
4chan has bad humor
PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Don't you have some big bang theory to watch?
STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz · -5 pts · 2y
big bang theory is bad but at least they have more than just...
Meme of unsure guy with his hand between two red buttons:
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
But this is neither
STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz · -3 pts · 2y
haha sex with pasta
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
He means a literal noodle
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y