There's a scene in Walker Texas Ranger that I happened to catch when I was ~10 years old. Walker, the Texas Ranger, is surrounded by a dozen gangsters. Each gangster has either a pistol or a light sub-machine gun. They are seconds away from turning him into swiss cheese when he speaks up and says something like: "be a man, take me on mano y mano". The gangsters all look at each other and proceed to silently agree. Then proceeds 5 minutes of - one by one - each gangster getting their proverbial ass handed to them. As each gangster tossed aside their gun, it got more and more absurd that they wouldn't realize he had a black belt and simply shoot him; ala Indiana Jones in the sword fight.
Edit: and FTR this is from a movie, but is so bad it has been parodied in TV. Supergirl did it and when a CW show makes fun of your dialogue you KNOW it's bad.
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captainjaneway@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
There's a scene in Walker Texas Ranger that I happened to catch when I was ~10 years old. Walker, the Texas Ranger, is surrounded by a dozen gangsters. Each gangster has either a pistol or a light sub-machine gun. They are seconds away from turning him into swiss cheese when he speaks up and says something like: "be a man, take me on mano y mano". The gangsters all look at each other and proceed to silently agree. Then proceeds 5 minutes of - one by one - each gangster getting their proverbial ass handed to them. As each gangster tossed aside their gun, it got more and more absurd that they wouldn't realize he had a black belt and simply shoot him; ala Indiana Jones in the sword fight.
InvertedParallax@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/zHFUBEFjL7M?t=227
lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y
Anything William Shatner lol
Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win · 4 pts · 1y
Edit: and FTR this is from a movie, but is so bad it has been parodied in TV. Supergirl did it and when a CW show makes fun of your dialogue you KNOW it's bad.
swab148@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA