Papal conclave cheat sheet

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It’s probably the Catholic converter.

uuldika@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y

or it needs a tithing belt adjustment.

AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Catholitic?

OutForARip@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 1y (4 replies)

When are we going to get an electric pope?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

When they start dreaming of android sheep? 🀷

Anyway, who needs electric pope when we have Electric Callboy?

reev@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Possibly the last place I was expecting an Electric Callboy reference. Excited to see them live later this year!

::: spoiler Here's another song for those curious https://youtu.be/Vf3LqQluWag

Non-germans fear the second half while Germans fear the first. :::

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Personally, I'm not much of a zombie buff, but being from Germany's neighbor to the North, I agree that the first part is the terrifying part and prefer the music of the latter part πŸ˜„

They're also responsible for what is possibly the most bizarre video ever set to great music, and one of my favorite anythings ever πŸ˜„πŸ₯°

InverseParallax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Musk keeps trying to sell us a FSD pope.

Meanwhile he's blowing all the money on:

sundray@lemmus.org · 33 pts · 1y

If you see lots of gold and silk, it means the Vatican is running rich.

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

Blue smoke means they got the coals just right to put the brisket on.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y

Time to unscrew all the Cardinal spark plugs and check which ones are firing properly

HKPiax@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Isn't it blue when you're burning oil?

gnu@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y

Yes, it is (even if it is normally more like white with a blue tinge). Black smoke is generally overfuelling.

Cobrachicken@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Read: Paypal conclave. Too tired...

Auntievenim@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Oh yeah I like my memes niche

real niche

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Clearly the Vatican needs a ring job.

burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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kenoh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

It's like ChatGPT is trying to diagnose.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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