More sex - more rule

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15 Comments

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

polite sex get son

Bet

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wut

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Michael Jackson!

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 13 pts · 1y

You ever had sex so good that it was worth being condemned to reincarnation as a black rat or cockroach and your spirit disintegrating because the food in the sewer is too bad for you to reincarnate again?

Deestan@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If I die of a stroke in front of Microsoft Word, I hope my family also prints out my document and laminates it in my memory.

Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

God I fucking love laminators

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

“ORPHAN” Previous Life been HORNY SPERM and ABORTION

Huh.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How is boy lady formed?

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y

In other words, fill in the gap: ROMANTIC is to POLITE as _______ is to SEXY

Slutty, I guess?

Syd@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Becoming a gay entertaining dog doesn't sound too shabby. Probably better than eating bad sewer food.

match@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y

<- became entertain dog (homo dog)

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y

You just described half of the population of the fediverse

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y

wot in tarnation?

crawancon@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I was waiting for The Aristocrats! towards the end there.

klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y

Counterpoint: sex is awesome.