The internet is millions of apes hammering away on typewriters.

EDIT: ... changed title from 'monkeys' to 'apes' ... thanks to @Diddlydee@feddit.uk for pointing it out

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Gregg@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It was the best of times

It was the blurst of times

xkbx@startrek.website · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You stupid monkey!

ACK!!! ACK!!!!! ..... (picks up feces from between the keys, slings it at you) ..... AHHHHHH!!!!!!

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nah, it’s mostly me, I wrote a bulk of the internet comments years ago and they just get recycled with updated references by some unpaid interns.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fucking lol, love it

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Apes and keyboards.

f43r05@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y

Billions

liverbe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You forgot the robots on fake typewriters.

* robot monkeys on typewriters

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That's not true, some of us are swiping on the keyboards with our phones.

Damn right.

Onionguy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Splonge. Splababui.

I know I've seen "to be or not" at least once.

and one of us already wrote shakespears works

thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And one of us litterally wrote shakespeare already!

While billions upon billions of us are just writing complete nonsense