Trump: Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal
https://theonion.com/trump-russia-must-be-allowed-to-keep-fighting-as-part-of-any-ceasefire-deal/
https://theonion.com/trump-russia-must-be-allowed-to-keep-fighting-as-part-of-any-ceasefire-deal/
15 Comments
MHLoppy@fedia.io · 44 pts · 1y
I must say a small part of me is beginning to loathe the 50-50 on whether some of the US-related headlines are real or not
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y
I also had to do a double take on the "news" source. Any Onion completely bat-shit insane creations now sound plausible when "Trump" is in the title.
mstrk@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
ehehe this headline is funny tho... In a European perspective this headline is the most onion like in a couple of months 🤣 sorry American friends...
lurker_af@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y
Ate it. What a time to be alive!
tauren@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y
Those five seconds it took me to see that’s the onion weren’t as wild as you might expect. It felt like a normal statement.
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Took me until your comment, what a world
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 1y
This is unironically exactly what Israel insisted on in their ceasefire agreements. Makes this even more onion worthy.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
Holy shit, I'm batting like a .500 for not eating the onion. Which would be good in baseball. But it's pretty bad odds for me in this case.
Hazzard@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Yeah, I totally ate the onion on this headline lol, it's basically just saying the quiet part out loud, which he does all the time.
Hayduke@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
They had to scrap the story of Trump believing the tattoo labels to be actual tattoos.
MHLoppy@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
Wait a minute. Hayduke, Hayduke, Hayduke. Don't do that. It says "MS13". We're giving you the break of a lifetime. You're doing the commenting. We picked you because, frankly, we'd never heard of you, but that's OK. You're not being very nice.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Okay, here's a fun game: How many Onion headlines came true shortly thereafter? Other than "No way to prevent this"
resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
He’s awaiting his Nobel peace prize.
Goretantath@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Tbh, these onion articles are saying the same kinda stuff as the truth, soni dont really care to call the onion a parody source anymore untill things improve..
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Lol what