Mercedes Mone Offering Personal Texting Service For $99.99 Per Month
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/mercedes-mone-offering-personal-texting-service-9999-month
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/mercedes-mone-offering-personal-texting-service-9999-month
9 Comments
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
From the article: The service, which is powered by VIP Texting, offers "exclusive", "personal", and "one-on-one" chats with Mone herself. Spots in the program are advertised as being extremely limited.
I really like the use of quotation marks. Totally not a thirst trap using canned responses or a crappy LLM.
GeekFTW@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Pretty much lol
Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Call 1-800-SIMPNOW! That's 1-800 S-I-M-P N-O-W!
EccTM@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Your honor my client, Terry Bollea, is not guilty of the charge of fraud; The service offered a private and personal correspondence with "Hulk Hogan", a clearly fictional character from television. Any reasonable person would know it's not legitimately going to be a conversation with Mr. Bollea!
hellothere@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Simp E O Simp E O
icecreamtaco@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Could be a great deal for journalists. But otherwise, wtf
GeekFTW@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
I can imagine the number of rich/well off trouserstains who'd be texting her while masturbating at $100 a...er..pop..
Neon_Carnivore@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
I mean... Make your money, I guess. But, no thanks. I have enough trouble remembering to reply to messages I receive for free.
GeekFTW@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
A preview for tomorrow's meme thread lmao
Gregg@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y