Altoona-style pizza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza

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spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y

Kill it with fire!

Altoona-style pizza originated at the Altoona Hotel, which was noted as serving "a unique pizza" in 1996 by the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Following the destruction of the hotel in 2013 by fire, other local restaurants began serving Altoona-style pizza.

Oh, they tried but took too long and the infection spread.

pauldrye@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

distant sound of Italians exploding

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

🧨

Satellaview@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 1y

absolutely fucking not

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (6 replies)

While originally topped with Velveeta, Altoona-style pizza is popularly topped with yellow processed cheese known as American cheese.

A.k.a melted plastic.

mrsemi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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FelixCress@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ehrm.... :

Processed cheese typically contains around 50–60% cheese and 40–50% other ingredients.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Processed_cheese

Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 6 pts · 1y

None of which are plastic. And that's the minority of ingredients anyways.

Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I will only accept American in two places, albeit mostly for nostalgia/vibes; burger/patty melt, and grilled cheese.

And even in those applications you can do a lot better for the melty cheese factor - hell even provolone or swiss is a solid upgrade.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Its good in a grilled cheese! I don't want fancy or even nice for grilled cheese. I want melty, fat melty, slightly oily, easy to eat like 3 of then in a go at 4am!

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Cmon Linus, we all know it’s you

Hatshepsut@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Crikey. I’m from NY and this was the worst pizza abomination I’d seen until now. And yes it’s disgusting. St Louis style pizza

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

NJ here. What the hell is provel cheese?

Hatshepsut@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ProvelSteer clear lol

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

cheddar, swiss, provolone

used in pasta sauces

Lmao

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Take one of those, throw the ingredients on haphazzardly so they're not evenly distributed at all, then burn it to a crisp. Congratulations you just made the new haven style pizza that people from Connecticut pretend they like out of hometown pride

YUMMY RIGHT???

otacon239@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

This looks like a crime

Plum@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

:<

KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

"..topped with American cheese.."

Fuck. Right. Off.

chonkyninja@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So fucking nasty.

classic@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah the pizza isn't great, either

resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

“Hello, r/pizzacrimes? I’d like to report a murder.”

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Altoona would be a good candidate for Nuclear Whipping Boy

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

WHO LETS THE AMERICAN INVENT FOOD! THATS IT NO KITCHENS FOR AMERICANS ANYMORE!