I'm super drunk. Ask me anything. No limits NSFW

I'm 3 bottles of Prosecco in. 40yo woman. Dm me or comment any questions u want. Unlimited. No limits.

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70 Comments

sp451@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y (21 replies)

What’s you favorite number and why is it pi?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (20 replies)

It isn't pi and it's 13 cause it's my bday x

sp451@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y (17 replies)

Taking notes

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (16 replies)

For what reason?

sp451@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y (15 replies)

I’m just pulling your leg 🤪

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (14 replies)

What else do I need notes on?

sp451@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Hmm, biggest turn-on?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Being degraded publicly x

EsteemedRectangle@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Happy birthday

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Thank you

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How bad do you reckon your hangover is going to be?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I dread to think

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Drink water, dehydration is what causes the headaches I think.

Drinking a lot of water helps lessen hangovers.

ryrybang@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (8 replies)
  1. Ideal number of fingers inside you when you masturbate? Or maybe none if you aren't into that.

  2. Kinkiest thing you've done before that you want to do again?

  3. Kinkiest thing you haven't done but are curious about?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (7 replies)
  1. I'd say 2 is perfect.
  2. Having a dom force me to do piss play
  3. I wanna try being strapped into a bitch suit for a full 24hrs
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 2 pts · 1y (6 replies)

@ClaireyFairy curious about how he pissed on you...

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

He didn't piss on me but he pissed down my throat

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

@ClaireyFairy ah ok, I imagined you on all fours as he held your hair and sprayed your face, or maybe opening your knickers and pissing all over your pussy as he enjoyed the way you got off as he thoroughly humiliated you

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No, he shoved him cock down my throat while I was tied up and starting pissing

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

@ClaireyFairy made a urinal out of you, and ever since you've frequently returned to that thought as you greedily fingered yourself, wondering when another man might have the audacity to use you like that?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

A little bit yeah

here4titsanddicks@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How many gorillas do you think you could take?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I've seen this and maybe like 1/10th of a gorilla

al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You wanna bang a gorilla that has been cut into 10ths?

Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Damn, they're already pretty small. A tenth of one might not even be felt!

sp451@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y

How is your hangover?

dugmeup@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

If you had a companion over to help you out right now what would you like them to do to you. No request is too small or too kinky or mundane.

They could clean the room and after clean your pussy

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Ngl I'm in the mood to give long and sloppy head so maybe that

dugmeup@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Dang that is ideal. I'd finger you with the perfect 2 fingers you like while your down there

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

U near the Wirral?

dugmeup@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wish I were! Maybe someone else on Lemmy is closer to you? BJs are the best

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Love giving grad. Not greta at deepthroat but love being forced x

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y

You said no limits, so I'm going to ask SFW questions to test that.

What is your favorite recipe, if you have one?

Should military service be compulsory?

Do you like Pokemon?

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

@ClaireyFairy is getting spanked a punishment or a reward?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Punishment x

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 1 pts · 1y

@ClaireyFairy especially when you get all indignant and resist, so he has to force you over his knee, rip down your knickers, and give you the toughest kind of love

arti@friendica.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

@ClaireyFairy are you drunk?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yes I am

Estimator0533@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are you still drunk?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Probably a little yeah

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Must have been one hard drink

critical@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

Why are you drunk?

Bell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What was your best time ever?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ngl, I had a dom when i want in my teen year and it was great time so probably then

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 3 pts · 1y (8 replies)

@ClaireyFairy late to the party, but do you get super horny when you're in bed hungover? If so, how do you need to be fucked this morning?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I do and I need anyway u can but preferred rough anal x

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 3 pts · 1y (6 replies)

@ClaireyFairy on your back, wrists tied to ankles so that arse is up on the air and on display, so you can watch his cock hover and probe at you, and then he can hold the back of your head and make observe him when he starts slamming his thick hard length balls deep into your arsehole as he starts to fuck you silly?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

That's sounds like the dream rn

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

@ClaireyFairy there'll be no rubbing that clit when you're tied up like that though, even though your cunt is so swollen and sticky, and your clit is hard, protruding, desperate for attention as he plows you like a little ragdoll

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

No sir, anal only x

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

@ClaireyFairy who knows, I might be tempted to give that swollen clit a few sharp slaps whilst I plow that deliciously tight little arsehole of yours?

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Thank you sir

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Do you have any profound wisdom to share?

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

@ClaireyFairy can you handle a whole fist?

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y

It's a reasonable question...

ClaireyFairy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Never had one before

HotCoupleSD1959@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Fav song?

TheFermentalist@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
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