c/tenforward · by ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 1y

Get This Klingon a Puppers

309 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world

28 Comments

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 28 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I heard he fucked a targ...

mrbeano@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Allegedly!

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That would take at least 3 crew just to hold it down

NielsBohron@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I heard it was a sick targ

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 1y

Still though...

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Allegedlies

not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

Fuckin gold

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

Folks are saying it was a sick targ. Allegedlys

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Well, Geordi, pitter patter...

Lucien@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Give yer balls a tug

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

From late February.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fuck you Shoerdi!

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Fuck you wise_pancake. Tell yer mom to stop sending me holodeck programs, I already know what she likes.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y

"YOUR COUNSELOR'S HOT, RIKER! There! I said it!"

GenerationII@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

O'Brien goes out in his barn clothes

NielsBohron@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I heard O'Brien's been hanging out with degens. Bad gas travels fast in a small ship.

qupada@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But you hate degens from up country too, huh?

Yeah.

And where exactly is up-country in space?

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Neutral Zone.

billiam0202@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The delta quadrant, obviously.

QueenMidna@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

SHUT UP Q-ESY!

ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fuck you, Wesley, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Picard's Fighting Fish. Threw off the pH levels in his aquarium, you piece of shit.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

CarrierLost@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I’ll have a Puppers

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don’t know why we're not having a puppers right now.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I could use a dart

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

The lots of you’s has been hooverin up too much schneef.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Need a jem'hadar yelling "Rips!" and Bajoran yelling "Revelations!"

Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ferengi: ferda latinum