I am obliged by law not to move

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The first time my new kitty sat on my lap, I was stuck on the couch for 3 hours. Had to pee so badly, but it was worth it.

the void is tired

at the park

his favorite sleeping position

His name is James, and he is a dapper gentleman.

It's the little known 11th commandment of the Bible. "Though shalt not disturb le doggo when it is resting"

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If they’re allowed to roam and kick for hours, why do I still feel bad for moving slightly while they’re sleeping?

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No moving allowed 🥺

"Babe can you come get the remote?" 😆

whyalone@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

😂😂😂

"Ear me out"

What a cute floof

what an absolute flumpo