c/outside · by dullbananas@lemmy.ca · 1yDonald Trump's computer is next to mine. What should I do when he goes afk? (Edit: not an in-game computer) 13 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
Squorlple@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Copy all data onto a portable drive and then delete System32
toofpic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
What kind of rebel are you, if you keep anything?
Edit: and wait, so what? All the data will still be on the machine, you just created a problem for some nerd in the administration, who will have to reinstall everything
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Take a screenshot of the desktop, flip it horizontally, make it the wallpaper, and remove all desktop icons.
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Make him cuss on his Christian Minecraft server.
urno@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Go into his Word and make it auto-correct Trump to Cunt. Or, tariff to smallpp.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
Smash it with a sledge hammer.
dullbananas@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Does Outside record the front camera? I don't want to get caught
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Why mess with a classic, set wall paper to lemon party or goatse or any shock porn from early 2000s