‘Delco Pooper’ caught, charged after video of incident goes viral

https://www.delcotimes.com/2025/05/01/delco-pooper-caught-charged-after-video-of-incident-goes-viral/

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athairmor@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

“Solometo said, ‘I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.’”

This is what society needs, less violence and more shitting on cars.

nokturne213@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wonder if she climbed up on the car and squatted down to pinch her loaf, or if she went in her hand and placed it on the car.

shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol · 5 pts · 1y

She dropped her pants and blasted a runny mess directly on the hood. No hand-shitting.

ptz@dubvee.org · 8 pts · 1y

Lol. That mugshot definitely says, "Yep, I did it, and I'll do it again, too".

softcat@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Empricorn@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y

Only if she pooped on the car of a minority!

athairmor@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1y

“Solometo said, ‘I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.’”

This is what society needs, less violence and more shitting on cars.