His first action will be to announce tariffs on other religions (big deficit with the Sikh, they've been subsidising deity access for years) and that the Pope mobile will be a Cybertruck.
I dunno man, most of my negative assumptions about the actions of Americans in position of power have turned out to be true of late. If I'm wrong I'll take the L but at the minute I'm on a pretty long streak.
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trk@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 1y
His first action will be to announce tariffs on other religions (big deficit with the Sikh, they've been subsidising deity access for years) and that the Pope mobile will be a Cybertruck.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
This guy has openly spoken out against Trump and Vance. Seems kind of lame to assume he's going to do anything like this.
trk@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
I dunno man, most of my negative assumptions about the actions of Americans in position of power have turned out to be true of late. If I'm wrong I'll take the L but at the minute I'm on a pretty long streak.
*toot toot, I'm a pope*
BadlyDrawnRhino@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
So let me get this straight. JD Vance visits the pope, the pope then dies, and now they've elected an American to replace him? Seems suspicious.
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Who the fuck is this JD Vance guy anyway? Sounds like a discount clothing store
Frjttr@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
It doesn’t surprise me at all.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
The Sun Pope!