Man when I'm a few miles in to a run, the last thing on my mind is having any form of meaningful conversation, particularly something that needs a bit of time and effort put into it.
I can't imagine what it would be like to keep putting one foot in front of the other, stay upright, try to not die, and still have to come up with a gentle way of letting someone down.
Next time on "Time and a Place": asking a pilot out to dinner during an emergency landing.
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PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 81 pts · 1y
Man when I'm a few miles in to a run, the last thing on my mind is having any form of meaningful conversation, particularly something that needs a bit of time and effort put into it.
I can't imagine what it would be like to keep putting one foot in front of the other, stay upright, try to not die, and still have to come up with a gentle way of letting someone down.
Next time on "Time and a Place": asking a pilot out to dinner during an emergency landing.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
rockerface@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Sly and bi
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
cap and pan
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y
Yeah, but he needed the setup for the pun. You can't deny the puns. They want to live!
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y
Ah I've not made it to the lv20 Pun Deployment threshold yet. I've been finishing my runs at the end of the route like a clown all this time!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Yea even if I was the guy in this scenario there'd be like a 30 second gap between each word where I'm trying to catch my breath.
Konstant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
L crashout
Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y
I have never seen anyone using the term "cutiepie"(let alone "spelled" like that) succeed at talking to whoever they called a cutiepie.
If you feel like using that word, take a step back and assume you need to give yourself more time before you are mature enough for a relationship.
moody@lemmings.world · 20 pts · 1y
I believe the correct term would have been cutie patootie.
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I think you might be too mature for a relationship. My SO is definitely a qt3.14, even more so when I call her cutiepie and it makes her giggle.