Not the one holding the record for longest cave hide and seek

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Jerb322@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Didn't know that Jesus was 4'6" ..

His sandals had inserts

People were shorter in the past, I don’t make the rules

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You're a bit late for Easter posting.

No, no this one is about beans

Karjalan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sadam is risen

Holy shit, imagine if Saddam became the Christ?

Maybe we're not on the worst timeline after all

I think there's a couple Japanese soldiers that have hidden for longer.

I was just posting about this dream I had where the stone was made out of cheese and we had to eat it for Jesus to come back, but we didn't

Morganza@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bro is 4'6"

FrChazzz@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Read somewhere back in the day that Jesus was probably around 4’10” because that was about the average height of people then.

Saddam Hussein should take note.

Wait...do people think Jesus was only like 4'6" tall?

Like...that's your lord and savior? Barely taller than an average American 9 year old child?