Hahahaha I didn't actually look at the resume in the picture, I just read the text. Whoops. I thought the cartoon was just joking about how shitty getting a job is now "you're such a shitty candidate we didn't even bother interviewing you, here's your resume back, please leave."
I was pretty sure this was going to end with "In 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table."
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lemmy_user_838586@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 1y
So where was the sex party?
lemmy_user_838586@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Hahahaha I didn't actually look at the resume in the picture, I just read the text. Whoops. I thought the cartoon was just joking about how shitty getting a job is now "you're such a shitty candidate we didn't even bother interviewing you, here's your resume back, please leave."
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
I was pretty sure this was going to end with "In 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table."
HootinNHollerin@quokk.au · 19 pts · 1y
Someone with ginormous balls post this to LinkedIn
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I would but I just came across your resume.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 19 pts · 1y
Glad you liked it.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
At least you know he likes you...
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 1y
Some people have all the luck. I have to pay for this type of interview, and this dude is presumably getting it for free.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
Gooner moment
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
It must have been the part where he said he isn't in any union.
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
Why do I find that so sardonically hilarious?
lobut@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Big Train - Work place wanking: https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4