If the internet was a person how would you describe them?

29 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

Kennystillalive@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y

Someone that has the schizophreniac disorder & refuses to take their meds.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Mentally ill.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Kind of like that dirty-minded, emotionally unstable uncle many people seem to have. The one who struggles to hold down a job or a relationship because they are emotionally stunted, mildly narcissistic and prime to irrational anger fits.

Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Its funny because I dont have an uncle like that but my brother is that exact description so my son will

Libb@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 1y

An adult that refused to stop using diapers, while complaining that their their poopy bottom smells like poop.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

Racist pervert uncle for sure

Tim_Bisley@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y

Elitist yet ignorant

GlaDOS@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

The internet is a rope tied from barbarism to information freedom. Internet is a rope over an abyss. What is greatest in internet is that it's a bridge and not an end. An overture and a going under.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Another everyday ordinary person with tons of potential, mostly being exploited by capitalists as usual.

CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

In a word? Filthy

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I'd describe them as Bo Burnham...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A pharmaceutical salesman who is secretly a CIA agent

CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y

Confusing with extreme highs and some really dark places

yool_ooloo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A psychopath that's trying to be good

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

An abusive partner who enjoys gaslighting.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

sellout

Ronno@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

As Donald Trump,

Not just because he is in the media all the time these days, but mostly because he’s:

  • evil
  • delusional
  • senile
  • rich but also tries to make money
  • a scam
  • arrogant
  • narcissistic
  • political
  • meme template
  • and you never seem to get rid of him