c/tenforward · by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1yTitle/caption this in comments 99 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
ummthatguy@startrek.website · 53 pts · 1y
Mr. Spock was, of course, the first contestant eliminated from the air guitar competition. Why he was there in the first place is anybody's guess.
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website · 16 pts · 1y
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
That'll be hard to top
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Haha had the exact same thought
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 1y
Before the Vulcan neck pinch there was the Vulcan crotch kick.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y
When the synchronized bluetooth headsets haven't synced with yours yet and the playlist is hitting everyone hard
OpenStars@piefed.social · 16 pts · 1y
The answer to "who farted" became painfully obvious, as there was only one person left standing in the room.
A fact which no one dared to call out, bc of the "who smelt it dealt it" rule of stardate 29031.4.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y
Spock didn't have much of a reaction the orgasm gun
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Unexpected Orgazmo.
weirdboy@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
When a problem comes along, you must whip it!
data1701d@startrek.website · 12 pts · 1y
Star Trek TOS, Season 3 Episode 1.5: “All at One Pantsuit”
Scotty: “Blast me bagpipes! Me eyes haven’t seen an outfit that tasteless since Starbase 41 back when I was on the Faerie Queene!”
Bones: “Jim, if we don’t replace Spock’s clothes soon, we’ll all be dead before we know it.”
Kirk: “Mr. Spock, for the safety of this entire crew, I’m ordering you to change your clothes immediately.”
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Mr. Spock smugly reminds the others he thought the fish smelled off
klu9@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
"But I didn't have the salmon mousse!"
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Normies having emotional breakdowns because they can't handle your stoic high-functioning autism.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Rock out with your Spock out!
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
When I get the AUX at work.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Kirk, Bones and Scotty had the fish, Spock had the lasanga
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
This calls for air guitar!
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y
According to Spock, Vulcan digestive systems do not respond as harshly to the annual chilli cook-offs
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
"At least, I'm pretty sure I put on deodorant this morning."
waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
harder better faster stronger
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
The one dude that never feels the edibles.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
When unannounced alarm tests start and you are the only one who keeps ear protection on you.
negativenull@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y
Nougat@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
Charlie don't surf
NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 1y
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Ow, my balls
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
New album "Disassociation" by legendary pop 80s group Spokan Spokan
harmsy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Me checking if the server is still busted.
bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 1y
Stampa med Leroy
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Superpussy