Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you'll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don't finish it, they'll ask you nicely force you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.
They don't obviously. They pretend to be a bit angry that you ordered more than you can eat. Kind if like: You should be ashamed and do something better with your money. They are a very friendly older couple though.
I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.
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High_Plains_Drifter@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
Life is too short. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.
MunsterPlop@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 2y
So was he.
Getawombatupya@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 2y
The bar has been lowered
Kerrigor@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
Oh I don't think they'd serve him alcohol
Quexotic@sh.itjust.works · -4 pts · 2y
Dude. So wrong.
Hyperreality@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y
Don't be small minded. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
That’s low. Dude can’t help that life shortchanged him.
Quexotic@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Fair enough. It was just a little joke.
snooggums@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
Oh come on, it was top shelf humor.
Quexotic@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Alright, I'll try not to be so small minded.
MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 2y
I want to get a coloring book and crayons when sitting down at a restaurant, too!
TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you'll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don't finish it, they'll
ask you nicelyforce you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
How do they force you?
TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
They don't obviously. They pretend to be a bit angry that you ordered more than you can eat. Kind if like: You should be ashamed and do something better with your money. They are a very friendly older couple though.
bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
pwnstar@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 2y
Why is this even news?
quindraco@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Because Chloe wasn't given crayons or a coloring book, despite clearly wanting to draw.
Maddison@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
its fonny and people like it
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
Are we not gonna address how Lusted is a surname?
Avg@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
You know how sometimes surnames are based on an ancestors career?
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
This begs even more questions!
Crow@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
You may be laughing but he orders the kids meal and has a full stomach for just a few bucks. Sometimes he eats free!
moistclump@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
That should be the standard for all people tbh
instamat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Bring him markers, crayons are for babies
Madison420@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Woah! Crayons are for Marines!
platysalty@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
That's gonna help with the role play later.