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on *Permanently Deleted* · c/worldnews · 3 pts · 3y

Tony Stark? Don't give him the pleasure lol.

Half the time Musk's statements make less sense than those made by Dr Evil.

Actual marketer here. It's pretty easy to fudge the results no matter what promo code you give the influencer.

In the case of an online store like this, the store itself will have accurate records of coupon code usage. However, unless you also issue backoffice accounts to the influencer for viewing reports or have a proper affiliate system, reports are usually issued in pdf or some other document format. You can just say whatever you want in those.

Hence why it's a total "trust me bro" move. There is no way for the influencer to personally verify the numbers. Well, I guess unless you specifically make those purchases yourself.

The scheme we see here definitely reeks of the "nope you didn't hit the quota" excuse down the line.

I'm from a blue collar family and the fact that they're sitting there with functioning limbs, often among locals without is disgusting beyond belief.

How can you sit there and ask for help when you are perfectly capable of helping yourself? And how dare you take away from the locals who need the money way more than you can ever imagine?

So I'm not alone when I freaked out this morning because a file refused to save in Excel this morning. From what I can surmise, some kind of onedrive issue.

I'm using Office cause compatibility hassles are more annoying that the occasional dumb thing from MS. But these dumb things are slowly becoming less occasional.

on Check yourself Jay · c/memes · 5 pts · 3y

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn't roll off the tongue right