Gourmet Programmer

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16 Comments

Glarrf@midwest.social · 56 pts · 3y (4 replies)

The codebase I'm working on would give chatGpt an aneurysm. I'm actually a ghost.

nerdschleife@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Lmao I asked chatgpt to restructure a POST API to a bash file and it started writing fan fiction

alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org · 33 pts · 3y

I never knew I needed API fanfiction

onelikeandidie@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'm guessing you're using opencart cuz I've been working with an old codebase for around a year and I would love if any code analysis or intelisense actually worked... on xml files... with php in them... with javascript in php variables... with calls to php inside xml files...

Zink@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y

Yo dawg, I heard you like code

hubobes@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 3y

Except you have to tell your microwave that the ingredients it used don’t actually exist.

Coehl@programming.dev · 28 pts · 3y
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amio@kbin.social · 27 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's a pretty good analogy for other reasons too. You may be able to make some tasty stuff in a microwave and it's brilliant for a bunch of uses... but you wouldn't call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected "gourmet shit".

Jerkface@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

you wouldn't call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected "gourmet shit".

Hell yes I would!

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 3y

Thanks, Applebee's!

Bombastic@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 3y

I can read docs???

qaz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

But cases assume the docs are updated and actually exist.

LazaroFilm@lemmy.film · 7 pts · 3y

error function not defined init() But both the manual and ChatGPT are using it…

nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y

More like microwaving eggs with how buggy (and badly commented) chatGPT's code is.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 3y

So then copilot is just every modern large-scale kitchen that strategically uses both. Yeah, that adds up.

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

All hail chef Mike

WhyIDie@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
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passably9@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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nyan@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 3y

No biscuit.