DHS considers reality show pitting immigrants against one another for citizenship

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/05/16/dhs-reality-show-immigrants-compete-citizenship-noem/83676952007/

https://archive.is/i6S6H

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VagueAnodyneComments@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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Luouth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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theneverfox@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y

The wild West sounds pretty great right now. Ultimate freedom - everyone was real polite because being rude was risking your life. If someone does something fucked up, you either get together to post a bounty or get a bunch of guys together to hunt them down

Until corporations and the Pinkertons got involved, then the feds, it honestly sounds like a huge step up from where we are

Goretantath@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

The Running Man.

jenni007@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

“Only in America!”

kbal@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Okay it's not The Onion, but it is the Daily Mail.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are you insinuating something?

This has been posted several times by several outlets and the articles are all clear enough:

The Department of Homeland Security is considering collaborating on a TV show (...) that would pit immigrants against each other in a contest to get their U.S. citizenship applications fast-tracked, a department official confirmed May 16.

Sorry, I just can't. With this government, you just cannot know, and discussing it is pointless. Hopefully you're right and nothing shakes out. Til then 🤐

kbal@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y

I don't know if there are others that did a better job but the only source the USA Today article had was the Daily Mail, other than a quote they got from DHS which simply denies there's any truth to it.

Drewmeister@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

The reporting states that the proposal has been submitted and had not been approved or denied. "it is being considered" could mean anything from someone there thinking it's a good idea and running it up the chain all the way to someone thinking," what is this shit," before stamping a denial on it.

lily33@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

DHS Entertainment Presents:

The Uplift!

22 savages... 3 arenas... 1 ticket to civilization.

Who will win the coveted opportunity to help Make America Great Again?

cute_noker@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 1y

Today's challenge is... The home depot triathlon

The first to finish is guaranteed U. S. citizenship!

Challenges include:

  • Build 10 feet wall that can deter Mexicans
  • Eat 10 big Mac
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Just go ahead and make "Ow my balls" and get it over and done with

MNByChoice@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y

How despicable. This is horrible.

Australis13@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

Vile and dystopian.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

They could restart KidNation with the child detention centers, they already don't even have enough staff to supervise them. Throw some cameras in there and boom, KidNation 2.0.

Ledericas@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

that person is kristi noem.