Which team is bidding on Neymar?

NYCFC makes the most sense IMO, even though it would be HILARIOUS to see Neymar at Yankee Stadium.

I'm sure all teams are bidding on him. Which teams have a valid bid is a whole different question.

Sporting KC: We'll give you $5M and all the BBQ you want.

STL: We'll give you $10M and a different version of BBQ that some people think is better, PLUS baked spaghetti or something.

LAFC: We'll give you $80M and a cool hat.

Galaxy: We'll give you $100M and a team that can regularly beat LAFC (but not win much else).

NYCFC: We have oil.

I’d say the Crew just got some cash and a DP slot, but who am I kidding?