Soy milk is simply Spanish milk introducing itself

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Onionguy@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 1y

Son: Dad, could you pass me the milk? Dad: Which one Son: Soy milk Dad: HOLA MILK SOY TU PADRE

acidbattery@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

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yoshman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You're just eating baby Doro's. It's like eating veal.

Pop a Poppler in your mouth

Doro is short for Dorothea

Mothra@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

No, that'd be Leche. Soy milk is just English milk introducing itself in Spanish

criticon@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It works better with chorizo

I love it. Didn't know it existed.

Soy Sauce literally translates to "I'm Willow tree"

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10/10 dad joke. With all the cheesy friends I have who turned into even cheesier dads, I can't believe this is thr first time hearing this joke lol

Nut milk comes from male cows.

Not unless you introduce your name as Leche de soya which does not mean “I am milk”

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