Tom Paris swapped out the coffee program in the replicator for methamphetamine

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teft@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm sure this will be the extent of his punishment:

bappity@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

mfw my buddy gets a promotion to Lieutenant for 300 felony offenses

ptz@dubvee.org · 15 pts · 1y (7 replies)

That's certainly one way to get to Warp 10.

bappity@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Join us next week where Paris swaps it out for shrooms in: "Star Trek: ~~Discovery~~ Trip(ping Balls)"

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'm guessing the strongest drug they were using in the 23rd century with the Original Series was just plain old whisky

klu9@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ackshually the doc made him a martini.

(Rewatched it just last week.)

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can confirm. Mild amount of mixology at play.

This is probably why they changed doctors .... the first one was a raging alcoholic

Niksolo80@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

don't tell T'Pol

PillowTalk420@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"He added the white, and I'm not talkin' Ketracel if you catch my meanin'."

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE

I think it was the other way around

Janeway had everyone convinced she loved her coffee .... but she had built such a strong tolerance to it that she moved onto to meth a long time ago

The image is her reaction to being served actual coffee again.

All hands, we have a new mission: Stripping all the copper wiring in the Delta Quadrant.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe she had a good encounter the night before and her eyelashes just stuck a little

nice try Paris, 2 months of holodeck waste duty for you