Very simple question. How horny are you today? NSFW

Me personaly? Already cummed twice 😮‍💨

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30 Comments

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Fairly,

I made a video of me upside down, cumming all over my chest for my fiancée, and sent her a couple of dick pics too

lazyneet@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I can't top that

but some of us would like to 😏

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I just put up a video of me pissing too

Neither myself nor my woman are into pee, but I get asked a lot of questions, so I figured that I'd just demonstrate

And I added googly eyes just for a laugh

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I can get behind doing NSFW as a joke! Keep up the horny! That sounds amazing, we need more playful users!

I can find empty videos of pornstars fucking like robots anywhere, but very few places do people actually have fun!

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

My redgifs is full of hilarious stuff, involving power tools, googly eyes, and all sorts of stuff

Plenty of good, old-fashioned porn too

My pornhub is only really so I can post longer version of the videos

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I didn't know anyone could just make a video on PornHub without being an employee

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

It's not difficult,

They have a good verification process for content creators

Redgifs is easy as hell, but you're limited to 60 second gifs

Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Followup question... are you really horny? Or are you getting off for a dopamine hit?

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

I guess getting off for a dopamine hit? I had some things that unexpectedly turned me on

SluttySalamander@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Only a little. Will have to hope for more tomorrow!

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's tomorrow. Still not horny?

SluttySalamander@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This isn’t very sexy to share but my partner was very ill last week and so I was taking care of them. Put a damper on those feelings but we’re back to normal now :)

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Oh great to hear! This place is quiet even on weekends. Just OnlyFans people posting on Wild. So few of these chat, question, and tease places on Lemmy.

PillowTalk420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

20 billion.

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Are the users not giving you what you need yet?

freeusething@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y

I’m craving it so much. My T shots just make me desperate to punished by men.

MoonWitchSlut@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm supposed to be getting ready for work but I'm trying to cum a couple of times before I get out of bed :(

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

I tend to do it like twice within 40 minutes, I wake up at like 4 AM, then try to continue sleeping. I once posted the results on LemmyUsers cumming

Weiredleb@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Horny as hell at the office, not good

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

No it is not!

Weiredleb@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Well, lets just say it's hard 😅

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It would be weird if it were not hard 😂

Weiredleb@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Hehehehe

lazyneet@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Very horny. I keep imagining a certain grad student is going to plow me in the break room. I've got a date with a long-term partner tomorrow so idk why I'm so impatient. If I'm not getting fucked at least twice daily, something feels missing.

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Patience. That is amazing though, I can't imagine being THAT horny.

here4titsanddicks@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
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Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Maybe only a little. I'm currently out of commission due to healing from some chaffing. My partner has issues with lubrication because of some medication and I'm fairly large so it happens sometimes if we're particularly vigorous 🫤🤷

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Chaff long and kinky enough, and you almost become immune...or die from infection.

Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Thankfully I've done neither of those options so far. If I ever find the cure I'll be sure to pass the info along though.

Bob71@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm not. I'm older, probably low testosterone. I just post here for fun.

RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

There's older women here looking for real men you know?