c/lemmyshitpost · by Trex202@lemmy.world · 1yPrice is right too 396 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 48 pts · 1y
Obligatory: Most eggs aren't fertilised. So they don't contain unborn chicken. You are basically eating the chicken's period.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Are you saying chicken periods have bones?
Because I’m not seeing the lie…
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 1y
If you drink period blood you're not eating a human
ccunning@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y
Not a whole one, but a part of one..
…like a chicken leg.
BBQuicktime@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 1y
More accurate to say that you're eating baby food for chickens, since that's what's sustaining the embryos until they hatch.
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
uwu
I hope the chicken didn't consent. It's more fun that way!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
You are basically eating the chickens. Full stop.
Got it.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y
By this logic, every time you nut into a condom you are killing millions of humans.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
I was just making a pun on “period.”
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
I am quite dense, apologies
samus12345@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 2 pts · 1y
What about protestant chickens?
samus12345@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Oh, they can lay eggs left and right and Protestant Chicken God is fine with it.
SARGE@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y
PotatoLibre@feddit.it · 11 pts · 1y
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 8 pts · 1y
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Shane, stop labeling the eggs as boneless chickens.
-management
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Isn't the bone on the outside?
kaeurenne@kadaikupi.online · 1 pts · 1y
@Trex202
Boneless chickens are eggs? Ahhh make sense... Eggs are still chickenz
@lemmyshitpost
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
Some assembly required
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · -2 pts · 1y
You know it's old, because eggs do not cost even remotely that much anymore.....
Trex202@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
$4.20 a dozen... maybe not where you live
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y