Plot twist. You were a duck, but now you're in "duck hell".
A duck wouldn't go to hell though.
Ducks get a free pass on morality, it's kinda messed up
Geese too
Hamsters on the other hand... Anything they do is worthy of damnation, no matter how benign
One of my kids, out of nowhere:
"So I just go to school, work work work, then I'm an adult, work work work, for my whole life?"
Yup. Sorry kiddo.
I wonder about becoming a hermit sometimes. Then, I think about all the other people who are probably crowding the woods with their hermit turf wars.
I imagine after a while the government that owns most of the uninhabited wilderness would track you down with satellites and drones and evict you too
Has she not heard of the corkscrew thing?
Don't go searching for those images! They're fowl.
Quite unpheasant
Hard reset and try again?
10 Comments
ptz@dubvee.org · 22 pts · 1y
Plot twist. You were a duck, but now you're in "duck hell".
the_q@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
A duck wouldn't go to hell though.
AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Ducks get a free pass on morality, it's kinda messed up
Geese too
Hamsters on the other hand... Anything they do is worthy of damnation, no matter how benign
Dave@lemmy.nz · 14 pts · 1y
One of my kids, out of nowhere:
"So I just go to school, work work work, then I'm an adult, work work work, for my whole life?"
Yup. Sorry kiddo.
Coldgoron@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I wonder about becoming a hermit sometimes. Then, I think about all the other people who are probably crowding the woods with their hermit turf wars.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I imagine after a while the government that owns most of the uninhabited wilderness would track you down with satellites and drones and evict you too
zout@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
Has she not heard of the corkscrew thing?
riskable@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Don't go searching for those images! They're fowl.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Quite unpheasant
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
Hard reset and try again?