Was probably just measuring pasta

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bizarroland@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Rubbing alcohol

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (7 replies)
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Amanduh@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 1y (6 replies)

If you write on a whiteboard with permanent marker just color over it with the eraseable and then erase it

strawberry@kbin.earth · 37 pts · 1y (4 replies)

probably because those are also alcohol based

Amanduh@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What are you more likely to have at a whiteboard? A bottle of rubbing alcohol or dry erase markers?

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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oo1@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y

hand sanitiser probably works.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Tbf, 91% isopropyl alcohol is a good thing to have around for cleaning anything from electronics to wounds. You should have a bottle nearby in that room if you don't, specifically for the whiteboard and also cuts and scrapes, marker on desks or whatever, sticky spills, etc.

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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kameecoding@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It doesn't seems like rubbing helps

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Drinking alcohol for inside boo boos, rubbing alcohol for outside boo boos and permanent markers.

M137@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Instructions unclear, now my dick is drunk and it burns.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Getting your penis involved in this is definitely a you issue.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Heh "rubbing" alcohol

bratorange@feddit.org · 23 pts · 1y

You can use alcohol, just be careful if it has open wounds.

ryan213@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 1y

Yup, it was for my fusili pasta....

aramova@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shit, what else did you steal from the Whitehouse?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Way too big for that

Ele7en7@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Go over it with a dry erase marker, then wipe it off

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

This fucks up your dry erase markers

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Oh my god that's small

Newsteinleo@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 1y

Willing to bet someone did it as a prank.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

bit rude innit?

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

As a straight male I was like huh, bet they don't have to worry about accidently gagging someone. Then I thought, hmm I bet I could do that without it gagging me, then I said... Hm, maybe I should question if I shouldve jumped straight to saying straight male.

It's like they always say when you give birthday blowjobs, it isn't gay if it's their birthday.

thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is it though? Just kidding of course I know it is. You measure ass to tip right? Right.

https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

uh.. bhuh...uh... You... You don't? You don't measure by Ass to tip... Like..?

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Ignorance is bliss, when living butt to tip.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fun prank: Do this around the 7 foot mark of the tape measure, then sell it at a thrift store.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Magic eraser (melamine foam)

TemplaerDude@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Write over it with a dry erase marker and erase it. Voila.

Also you got a small peepee

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

Would invalidate the point of it being a permanent marker, wouldn't it?

Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

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