Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-you-are-the-only-person-on-earth-who-can-safely-text-and-drive

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5 Comments

ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That's got to be a new record.

Splenetic@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

They found a second joke?!

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

I knew it. Now there's proof.

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

Okay the only thing worse than conservatives who occasionally (and usually accidentally) make a good point is conservatives with a good sense of humor. I have no idea whether to laugh at their jokes or the shit they say seriously.

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

It’s about god damn time I got some god damn recognition.