This satirical article is of course referring to the UK, because across the pond, the Trump admin refuses to release unemployment numbers for October.

Ditto. I feel so wiped out by reality. It’s nice to chuckle at articles like these, but dang do things feel bleak.

Well that’s the best use for a cybertruck I’ve ever heard.

and all the Marvel Comics movies.

Actually, I’m pretty sure they only care about misunderstanding the Punisher.

You lied to me!

Oh, really? I hadn't heard that, but if so, that's disappointing. I actually found some of their headlines/articles to be equal to, or funnier, than The Onion's. I'm gonna be bummed if they've closed up shop.

"I can fly. I'm pilot." - Russell Casse, Independence Day

Drugs, mostly.

But seriously, I understand the feeling. Realizing you've spent your entire life watching those in power bend over backwards to destroy the planet despite decades of scientific evidence highlighting the problem is beyond aggravating and incredibly depressing all at the same time.

This post title is a great example of how federating with mastodon is better in theory than practice.

Morgan Wallen is, unfortunately, a real person. He's a country music singer who got famous as a participant on a reality tv competition show called "The Voice". He's also an infamous drunken, racist, piece of shit.

It's so embarrassing that other countries even need to address the antiscience dumbfuckery coming from this administration.