RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’

https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/

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lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 8 pts · 154d

Is it sad that I read the title, face slapped, but otherwise considered it a genuine quote without hesitation.

walden@wetshav.ing · 5 pts · 153d (1 reply)

The headline could have been anything, and I would still have to check for satire. The old leather purse has no brain.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 152d

I mean, presumably the worm left something... Hard to tell sometimes...

calliope@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 153d

Sounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.”

“I am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer and BOY AM I HUNGRY FOR ANIMAL PENIS” - RFK Jr

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 2 pts · 154d

This got Poison by Young Scrolls stuck in my head this morning. 🎵Powdered deer penis🎶

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 1 pts · 153d

Is he one step away from becoming a human hotdog?

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d

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