c/theonion · by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 154dRFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/126 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
7 Comments
lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 8 pts · 154d
Is it sad that I read the title, face slapped, but otherwise considered it a genuine quote without hesitation.
walden@wetshav.ing · 5 pts · 153d
The headline could have been anything, and I would still have to check for satire. The old leather purse has no brain.
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 152d
I mean, presumably the worm left something... Hard to tell sometimes...
calliope@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 153d
Sounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.”
“I am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer and BOY AM I HUNGRY FOR ANIMAL PENIS” - RFK Jr
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 2 pts · 154d
This got Poison by Young Scrolls stuck in my head this morning. 🎵Powdered deer penis🎶
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 1 pts · 153d
Is he one step away from becoming a human hotdog?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d
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