c/theonion · by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 300dFlorida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough https://thehardtimes.net/culture/florida-child-bullied-for-being-only-one-in-class-without-whooping-cough/368 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
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xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 51 pts · 300d
It highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 12 pts · 300d
The headlines aren't false, just early.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d
Yup, default reaction nowadays is always "aww, really?" before the relief kicks in.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 10 pts · 300d
...Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn't penned by The Onion.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 19 pts · 300d
Little vaccinated bitch can’t take a little plague like a man? All proud of his 100% attendance and shit. /s
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 300d
Vaccines do work!
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 15 pts · 300d
Reminds me of something I really encountered:
A preschooler complained at home: "mommy, all my friends have two homes, I'm the only one who has only one home!"