c/theonion · by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 321dRFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/208 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 321d
Probably tainted with tape worms, you know, to make the kids healthy.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 3 pts · 321d
Of course it comes with tape worms, that’s where the flavor comes from. Glands are blands.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 321d
Cheaper than Ozempic
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 321d
Whe you ring his bell a bear head drops from the ceiling
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 5 pts · 321d
The guy in the center is wearing the scariest mask, 10/10!