Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/nestle-worried-ai-will-destroy-worlds-water-supply-before-they-do/

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 306d (2 replies)

I wish laughing at satire didn't come with so much sadness these days.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 306d

"Cows with mad cow disease seem perfectly sane compared to politics".

I bet The Onion could run that article. And in it, interview cows. I bet they could make that work.

ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 306d

Ditto. I feel so wiped out by reality. It’s nice to chuckle at articles like these, but dang do things feel bleak.

tazeycrazy@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 306d

Those data centers need disposable single use bottels to fill there ac units. /s

zabadoh@ani.social · 4 pts · 306d (3 replies)

That sounds like a great idea for a show actually:

Traditional evil org with faceless minions, volcano bases, etc. fights new upstart evil org that uses modern tech.

ThoGot@feddit.org · 1 pts · 306d (1 reply)

Isn't that basically the American Gods show?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 306d

Eh. I'd rather they reboot American Gladiators. Except this time all the CEOs are the contestants, going up against the buff Gladiators.

Only in this version, we get a bit more authentic to the orgin of the word "gladiator". These ones are violent, and trying to kill.

I'd watch that show.

Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 305d

Despicable Me 1