Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security

https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

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A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 12 pts · 327d

These days most headlines give me that tingle of uncertainty: truth or satire?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 327d (1 reply)

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 327d

"choked on a pretzel"