c/lemmyshitpost · by lukstru@lemmy.world · 1yWhich one did you choose???? 288 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y
Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven't figured out how to use alomancy yet
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y
I already shit blood 😎
Edit: oh it says choose four lol
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
Can I choose the type of cancer? ♋️
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Sure. Please choose one from the following list:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
No rectum?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
I’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
So you're just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.
TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.
Skunk@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 1y
All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.
Mojtaba@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Well........... I chose the fifth pill 4 times
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.
Edit: oh "choose four" :(
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?
MTK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population
Beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)
Captain_J@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Bottom right
Octavusss@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
3 3 3 3