Which one did you choose????

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.

decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y

Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven't figured out how to use alomancy yet

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y

I already shit blood 😎

Edit: oh it says choose four lol

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Can I choose the type of cancer? ♋️

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Sure. Please choose one from the following list:

  • rectal cancer
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No rectum?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.

throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
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Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

So you're just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.

TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.

Skunk@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 1y

All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.

Mojtaba@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Well........... I chose the fifth pill 4 times

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y

Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.

Edit: oh "choose four" :(

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?

MTK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population

Beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)

Captain_J@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Bottom right

Octavusss@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

3 3 3 3