Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

You're keeping it this time?

Have you told him it's mine?

“So, who’s the father again?”

"So who's the father this time?"

When's the funeral?

Everyone here a potential father too?

Did the abortion fail?

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

Are you keeping it?

Roasted or boiled this time?

You're under arrest for child abuse

Sure it is yours?

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

We're sure who the father is?

I'm a registered sex offender

That'd do the job, I reckon

A baby? In this economy?

"So, are you planning to circumcize?"

You tested positive for Trisomy 13

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

I brought my speedo

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

So we aren't showering babies? Weird.

Parent shall let kid choose gender

You sure it's just one in there?

Man, that ultra-realistic baby shaped cake tasted like shit

1. No
2. one
3. cares
4. about
5. your
6. baby

Are you pro life?

I miscarried.

Hormono-hypnotic therapy is going flawlessly

Why don’t you love me?