I wish gum teleported from under seats into its owner's mouth after a week

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Zip2@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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remon@ani.social · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'll add cigarette butts.

apotheotic@beehaw.org · 8 pts · 1y

I wanna add the sticky bit of plastic from vapes that you see plastered all over the outside of the bins next to corner shops that sell the aforementioned vapes

Oh, and disposable vapes

vext01@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

This ^

Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

It should be 1 week + a few hours, so they the gum appears in the mouth when the person is sleeping. This way, they might wake up in the middle of the night because of the horrible taste in their mouth. Ideally though, they would wake up in the morning and find that there’s a sticky gum in their hair.

Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y

I vote yes, this wish should be granted

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Granted. After a few seconds there, then it teleports to your mouth