Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon Musk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-begs-americans-to-stop-being-so-nasty-to-elon-musk/

“I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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Deflated0ne@lemmy.world · 128 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rafael Edward Cruz is quoted as saying,

(enthusiastic dick sucking noises)

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 1y

Damn you and your fantastic post

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 1y (3 replies)

"And the left decided he was Adolf Hitler. He was the embodiment of evil,” he said, branding the attacks on Tesla dealerships “domestic terrorism.”

Besides, among other things, Musk's talk attacking small minority groups like the trans community, I can't imagine where did "the left" got the crazy idea he was Hitler.

resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y

And then my rocket went like this until it exploded one mile higher than the last one.

Next one launches Saturday.

BassTurd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

And apart from him clearly being a Nazi, the first amen gives all of us the right to verbally lambast Tesla and Elon. It's not domestic terrorism, it's freedom, you rather fucker, Rapheal...

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y

Yeah "the left" (in America? Lol) didn't decide anything, Elon did.

MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 1y

Best i can do is continually pointing out that Tesla is a nazi brand.

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Go back to Cancun and never come back asshole.

metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Hey, Cancun doesn't deserve that

BoycottPro@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 1y

We must increase our pressure against Elon Musk. Until he's bankrupt or behind bars he's still a huge threat to our country. Boycott all his companies. Sell your Tesla stock (it's high right now I can't predict the future but maybe it's peaked right now), stop using Twitter if you use it. Contact pension funds and demand they divest from Tesla.

For Starlink If you think it's the only choice for you maybe if you're just on the edge of cell phone reception you can use a parabolic antenna to get a reliable signal for 5g internet. This will likely be lower cost than Starlink. OneWeb has a competing service but they don't sell directly, I'm not sure how you can switch to OneWeb. Project Kuiper just launched their first satellites about a month ago. AST SpaceMobile might be an option too. If those options aren't available to you I predict there will be more alternatives for Starlink within the coming years.

Gregg@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 1y

Cuck Cruz gonna drink billionaire ball juice on state propaganda programming before fucking off to Cancun while his constituents die. Not one thank you but three! Did you even say thank you three times?!

Nougat@fedia.io · 37 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, ...

Bold play, assuming that Ted Cruz is human.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

He is! He even ran for human president!

He has since returned to his home town of T'EXAS to slumber for an amount of time you would consider reasonable, though.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that Rafael "Cancun" Cruz talking? We're not done with your bitch ass Raffy.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

We're not done with your bitch ass Raffy.

Can we please, though? 99.9999% of the world has had quite enough of that arrogant little creep.

Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Reminder that absolutely no one has anything nice to say Ted Ratto Cruz. His own party hates and him even his constituents hate him.

MrVilliam@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I keep hearing this, yet his constituents keep electing him. So maybe they do like him, but they lie about that because they're ashamed of that fact.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

his constituents keep electing him. So maybe they do like him

Sounds like you're assuming that the Texas election system is anywhere near being close to something almost resembling representative democracy..

It's not.

socsa@piefed.social · 26 pts · 1y

He's not going to fuck you Ted.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

InfiniteHench@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y

In a Senate full of slimy little shits, Rafaelito is the slimiest little shittiest.

RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

rich piece of shit defends other rich piece of shit for their rich piece of shit behavior

more at 11

BassTurd@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Ted Cruz should help America by assassinating Ted Cruz.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

If a sentient balloon animal filled with smegma, nerves, and pus could gain the capacity for communication, then I would prefer it's company over that of Ted Cruz.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Lick my sack, Cruz.

painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y

I'll do exactly the opposite of what is requested.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why, do you have Tesla shares? Is that why you are so upset?

capital_sniff@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

All of Elon's businesses have big operations in Texas. Also Ted Cruz knows what happens to people that everyone hates, they turn into fish monsters like Ted Cruz.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y

You're telling me that Ted Cruz got that way by being universally hated, and not because he is from Innsmouth?

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

I guess Elon insulted his wife?

sepi@piefed.social · 11 pts · 1y

Human Anal Wart Ted Cruz should shut up

SaltSong@startrek.website · 11 pts · 1y

I'm gonna be extra nasty to him.

thedruid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ted Cruz looks like elons sex hamster

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Ow.

BigMacHole@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

For ONCE I agree with RAFAEL (PREFERRED Names are ILLEGAL after all!)! WHY are people being SO MEAN to the RICH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT STEALING OUR JOBS? We should be THANKFUL that this Rich Illegal Immigrant even CHOSE our Country to Take All The Jobs from! We should be THANKFUL when ANY RICH PERSON, Illegal or not, Takes our Jobs!

creamlike504@jlai.lu · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is his third term as a senator.

WTF Texas?

wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y

Funnier when considering he was caught leaving for cancun when his state had no power and people were freezing during that one huge snowstorm. He literally abandoned them and then threw his own daughter under the bus LMAO

RejZoR@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

Fuck Elon Musk and fuck Tesla. Torch that shit to the ground as monument to assholes who think they can buy through everything with money. Also watching Elon all confused and sobbing how we're all mean to him is just a cherry on top. Be an asshole, expect to be treated as an asshole.

newthrowaway20@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Red Cruz loves Nazi's

Raglesnarf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

whatta dork

0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Took the words right outta my mouth

EnderLaw@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Ted wants Elon's money.

MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

As a dude that grew up in Texas I say this from the bottom of my heart,

"Fuck off Ted! Musk took mine and all these other folks jobs! Fuck him and fuck you! I would say go back where you come from, but I like Canadians and they don't deserve to have to deal with you!"

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

HAHAHAHHAA

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

This man lives in a bubble

collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

Ted, you know he is racist against you too, don't you?

TwinTitans@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yeah I was thinking more like “Get fucked get fucked get fucked!”

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

No

🖕:D

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

There's a muffler that's missing Ted Cruz's mouth on it. Go fuck yourself zodiac

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Musk = POS Nazi.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Is this actually Fled, or did his daughters make him say it?

Jimmycakes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This the guy trump warned us has the ugly wife or was she just fat

ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Another one of those people/politicians who should not be taken seriously by anyone

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I’ll say thank you to Elon when Rafael Cruz tells Trump to fuck off for calling his wife a dog on live television.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

So, one Nazi party Rep covers another Nazi. Why am I not surprized? And will Ted Cruz get a free swasticar as a thank you from fElons overstock pile as a thank you?

zarathustra0@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

What is a nation that cannot agree on what is good?

Goretantath@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Ok, so we should direct it at ted then? SOMEBODY has to pay for all the shit he's fucked up.