He abandoned his friends for some beach

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13 Comments

HyalineCat@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y

Figured it must be some relative of JD Vance

doug@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do the dunes.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

He's going to use his Shai Hulud to selectively breed with the dunes until the spice flows!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The worse part of getting sand all up in your foreskin and dick hole is pissing out pearls.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

Understandable. It's coarse and rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y

I really thought I was in !bmoviebonanza@lemmy.world and this was a real movie

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Reverse Anakin.

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Nikana, or maybe Kin, because the An(a) is a negation like in Anarchy or Anachronism.

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

Mr. Sandman,
Man me a sand

Rodneyck@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Speaking from experience, it is all well and good until you hit a sand crab.

madjo@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

I hate sand...

ZeffSyde@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Bros before beaches.

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

I kind of prefer riversand , a better "expereince"!