Got some more folks??

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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: You fuck her!

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y

#unclejokes

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 36 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I've had dates that would have loved that one.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll

Edit. So I called my gf and used it:

Me: Hey, i just have a question.
What's bigger than a tuna?

Her: i... Don't know. What?

Me: A threena!

Long pause.

Her: that was... that was very nice. Very very nice. I don't know what to do now because of how nice that was ...

Her: Are you done?

Me: Yeah, that's all I got.

Success!

some_random_nick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)

impudentmortal@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?

The ding dongs

Brainsploosh@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

letsgo@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's cute. OP thinks they're the one who is fucked here lol

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Always keep a spare strap on in my car

g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Astyanax Mexicanus

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

*Astyanax Mexcanus

Schorsch@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh gosh darn, they're focked!

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
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Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

That's my favorite messenger