c/lemmyshitpost · by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1yGot some more folks?? 392 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 1y
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her!
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
#unclejokes
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 36 pts · 1y
Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I've had dates that would have loved that one.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y
If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll
Edit. So I called my gf and used it:
Me: Hey, i just have a question.
What's bigger than a tuna?
Her: i... Don't know. What?
Me: A threena!
Long pause.
Her: that was... that was very nice. Very very nice. I don't know what to do now because of how nice that was ...
Her: Are you done?
Me: Yeah, that's all I got.
Success!
some_random_nick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)
impudentmortal@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?
The ding dongs
Brainsploosh@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
letsgo@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
That's cute. OP thinks they're the one who is fucked here lol
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Always keep a spare strap on in my car
g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Astyanax Mexicanus
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
*Astyanax Mexcanus
Schorsch@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Oh gosh darn, they're focked!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
That's my favorite messenger