My gamedev-fried brain interprets the beans image as like, the texture for the uv wrap of the side of the cylinder of beans that is inside of a tin can of beans.
I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].
Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I'm out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.
32 Comments
podperson@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 1y
Upper left: ideal cookie
Bottom right: ideal beans
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Not pictured here: even more beans.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
My gamedev-fried brain interprets the beans image as like, the texture for the uv wrap of the side of the cylinder of beans that is inside of a tin can of beans.
... I think I need to go outside more often.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Beware the pipeline
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
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Leave it to crumbgrabber to perfect the cookie meme.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I've seen this guide countless times, and every time I'm sad they didn't include their "ideal cookie". Top left looks pretty good!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I got you some stuff:
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Thank you, and I love you
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y
BEANS!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
One bean, two bean
Red bean, blue bean...
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Shitposting on Lemmy is cyclical. It starts and ends with beans.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Someday, when technology and culture have moved on, the last few Lemmy Mods and Host Admins will meet:
"Bean nice knowin' ya"
"There it is."
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Too much beans is an oxymoron
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You calm my nerves and you build up my brain
Too much beans is a phrase insane
Cook at my will and what a thrill
Goodness gracious, great bowls of beans
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
plsnerf7@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
cattywampas@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Oops! All beans
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Inject it right into my veins
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
That looks like coffee beans, not baked beans.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You're right. I couldn't find baked beans. Coffee beams are kinda baked, though.
Also, thanks for sharing a much better image.
Carvex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The more you eat
The more you start
Enjoying managing your fiber intake
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
No such thing as too much butter.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Paula Deen has entered the chat.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I'm out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Ah. Beans.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Beans...ah! [Contented sigh, although you can scream, "ah!" about beans and we won't judge you.]