c/lemmyshitpost · by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 1ywell... 627 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
JoShmoe@ani.social · 62 pts · 1y
You obviously asked to ride a cock during sunset.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
A giant cock.
pipe01@programming.dev · 43 pts · 1y
Chicken jockey
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Screw you
🤣🤣
SARGE@startrek.website · 28 pts · 1y
Rakonat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The genie did understand, this giant cock was his best friend and prized possession, he's entrusted it to you now.
Chiarottide@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
So... Did you wish to have a huge cock or to ride a huge cock?
zerofk@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
That’s a large … rooster.
grue@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
TBF, a chicken that big would be absolutely terrifying and an amazing mount to ride into battle if it were trainable and reliably on your side. So it's really not that bad of an outcome, even if it wasn't the one intended.
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y
cant decide if ai or very passionate saxton hale fanart
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 7 pts · 1y
Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Saxton HALE.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
The genie misunderstood wanting an Indiana Jones hat? I think the genie nailed it.
Don’t explain it to me. I know what’s going on.
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Something about riding a giant cock.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
At least he didn't wish for a little head.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
andybytes@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
AI Slop and lame penis jokes.
Thoven@lemdro.id · 9 pts · 1y
Shame this is Lemmy high quality memes and not Lemmy shitpost, quality shitpost.
kadotux@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Oh look, it's the fun police
cooopsspace@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
The Genie reacted exactly the way Genies do.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
The Genie knew. Genies are jerks.
Wilco@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?
Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.
loomy@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I see this as an absolute win
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
common error smdh
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I quite enjoy these visual riddles.
tamal3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Chocobo?