Anon roleplays as Kif

525 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

Sergio@slrpnk.net · 115 pts · 1y (3 replies)

"Anon, can you give us an example from your past in which you demonstrated commitment, creativity, and a depth of knowledge in a subject?"

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"I was a mod on a Simpsons forum, where my sole reply was 'OOOH YEEES' in the tone of the flamboyant and gay waiter."

Sergio@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y

"You're hired!"

Tanoh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

So close, why not Duff Man?

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 67 pts · 1y

This person is going to be the reason for a therapist developing a drinking problem.

GNUmer@sopuli.xyz · 62 pts · 1y (3 replies)

If this is real, gay and the forum was still up between 2020-now, there's a good chance an LLM was trained to generate pictures of this man's dick if prompted for Kif dick pics.

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

brb

Edit: I'm back

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler :::

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 1y

Turned his dick into a pickle. Funniest shit I ever saw.

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y

Worthy

Lycaon@lemm.ee · 50 pts · 1y

Men will do anything but go to therapy huh

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What's there current life? It must be pretty bad to surpass that.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They’re posting on 4chan. Extreme misery is assumed.

aow@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

We must imagine Kif happy.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1y

Now they're Zapp.

RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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match@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He turned his life around, got married, had a kid, the kid is getting into Futurama

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

He got married to Zapp from the same forum

RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
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crawancon@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

has having balls gone out of style ?

ffs who or what is confusing all these people.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

😮‍💨

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I hope this man finds peace