I’ve figured it out. Imagine that Mia farrow and woody Allen were cousins and Soon-Yi were the child of Farrow’s deceased previous husband (I assume there’s no divorce, but I’ve never played this game). Then Soon-Yi marries a sibling of Ronan Farrow, who also dies. Now, if she and Ronan farrow get married, she’s his cousin, half-sister, sister-in-law, niece, and wife.
Then if he’s the king and they like each other, she’s the queen, his vassal, and his friend.
Edit: I guess Mia farrow would also have to be dead for Soon-Yi and Allen to have gotten married.
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Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 71 pts · 1y
Historically accurate royal family. Not even joking, it was all incest.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 44 pts · 1y
when heredity is power, consolidation of power is inbreeding
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
I’ve figured it out. Imagine that Mia farrow and woody Allen were cousins and Soon-Yi were the child of Farrow’s deceased previous husband (I assume there’s no divorce, but I’ve never played this game). Then Soon-Yi marries a sibling of Ronan Farrow, who also dies. Now, if she and Ronan farrow get married, she’s his cousin, half-sister, sister-in-law, niece, and wife.
Then if he’s the king and they like each other, she’s the queen, his vassal, and his friend.
Edit: I guess Mia farrow would also have to be dead for Soon-Yi and Allen to have gotten married.
match@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
who's mia farrow and ronan farrow and woody allen and soon-yi
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
A really messy family situation, lol.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 1y
Family tumbleweed
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 14 pts · 1y
Let me put it like this, there's literally an achievement called "A Perfect Circle"
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
So the family wreath
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y
Less a family tree, more a family web.
boonhet@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
It's just two parallel lines for a long time if you remove all the people who aren't direct ancestors
boringgus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y
I could be wrong but I think I figured it out:
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Reminds me of that star wars copypasta that ends with "... and she was a good friend"
Flipper@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/RkTibALwfNg
It's art.
arc@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Doesn't matter, had sex
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
Ah, the Habsburg gambit
hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
I'm my own grandpa... 🎶
marilynia@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
Mein Stammbaum ist ein Kreis (my family tree is a circle)