The crew realised that they were in the Red Sea, were all briefly possessed by the spirit of Joseph McCarthy, and immediately began deploying aircraft to fight the commie water
Admiral Flota Sovetskogo Soyuza Kuznetsov is an aircraft carrier that has served as the flagship of the Russian navy. She was built by the Black Sea Shipyard, the sole manufacturer of Soviet aircraft carriers, in Nikolayev within the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic and launched in 1985, becoming fully operational in the Russian Navy in 1995.
In my head, I’ve been plotting out a scenario where a barge convoy opens up at the top and bottom to send out a combined swarm of flyers and swimmers to just fuck shit up at Kalingrad for no other reason than to yank teeth out of Russia’s military. Bonus points if the barges sink afterward or drift into bridges and explode. (Accounting for maybe a few sacrificial drone hits on the deck to scare off traffic. We’re looking to sink ships and obstruct seaways here, not indiscriminately kill civilians.)
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Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 1y
Darkard@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 1y
I feel like this needs to be in one of those Structure Vs Doctrine alignment charts
Structure neutral / Doctrine neutral: A truck is an aircraft carrier
Skua@kbin.earth · 97 pts · 1y
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 1y
man with gyrojet pistol: I am become carrier, deployer of aircraft.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
Where does "drop F-18s into the ocean" fit into all this?
Skua@kbin.earth · 27 pts · 1y
The crew realised that they were in the Red Sea, were all briefly possessed by the spirit of Joseph McCarthy, and immediately began deploying aircraft to fight the commie water
AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Darkard@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Romulon@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
A fellow Oglaf fan!
The picture is from labyrinth.
wieson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Bottom right: a beehive is an aircraft carrier
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
I wonder where cluster missiles fit into this
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Wouldn’t that be structure neutral / doctrine purist? It’s still carrying aircraft to a theater
Darkard@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Aye, fair enough.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 1y
Military science history in real time.
Future aircraft logistics gonna look look all trypophobic.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
Could just be a tank that has drones attached to the reactive armor charges so you sacrifice some to take out other targets
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
"Oh, you're shooting at us! Release the bees."
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
Something like ending to enders game
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 36 pts · 1y
If it works it works.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1y
And the Ukrainians don't need no stinking takeoff ramp. 💪💪💪
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
VTOL baby, no copeslopes here
cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de · 29 pts · 1y
When the memes are as devastating as the attack.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y
Sir, a second meme hit NCD
potoo22@programming.dev · 29 pts · 1y
If you hear a swarm of bees, you're already dead.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I wonder if there is an uptick in beephobia.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Apiphobia* but that is an interesting point
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Ive seen enough footage from that war that any kind of buzzing makes me flinch.
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 1y
You in Russia or something?
Or just a bad conscience?
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I just watched a lot of footage
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
How dare you not include the glorious Admiral Kuznetsov? Off to the gulag with you!
Skua@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 1y
It's on its way, the Ukrainian truck is towing it
HK65@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Hard to take a photo in all that smoke
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
Laughed really hard when that pile of junk appeared in the latest Mission Impossible
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov
1985 Kuznetsov-class aircraft carrier
Admiral Flota Sovetskogo Soyuza Kuznetsov is an aircraft carrier that has served as the flagship of the Russian navy. She was built by the Black Sea Shipyard, the sole manufacturer of Soviet aircraft carriers, in Nikolayev within the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic and launched in 1985, becoming fully operational in the Russian Navy in 1995.
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jenesaisquoi@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Pronounced "admiral flota savyetskava sayuza kuznetsov". Transcriptions are of limited use.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Where is Optimus Prime?
Ferretyfever0@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
"See-Saw! I need you See-Saw!"
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 1y
Optimus prime on Ukrainian side confirmed
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Don't forget the USVs lol
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
In my head, I’ve been plotting out a scenario where a barge convoy opens up at the top and bottom to send out a combined swarm of flyers and swimmers to just fuck shit up at Kalingrad for no other reason than to yank teeth out of Russia’s military. Bonus points if the barges sink afterward or drift into bridges and explode. (Accounting for maybe a few sacrificial drone hits on the deck to scare off traffic. We’re looking to sink ships and obstruct seaways here, not indiscriminately kill civilians.)
Frostbeard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Russian party in Kamaz
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 1y
Congrats on your pyrrhyc victory.
As good as droning that civilian train.
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